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Queen’s Gaze . . . of Destruction

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Theory that Comet is Not Magical but a Terrifying Rock

Fortuna – Researchers at the Royal Observatory of Fortuna are on the verge or releasing a white paper on their theories of the Queen’s Eye. Occurring about every 52 years many cultures see the comets arrival as an important religious event. The researchers however conjecture the comet is a mass of fast-moving rock and will collide with Elyria in six months creating a hellish landscape of incalculable destruction. Such a sundering could predicate the end of all life as we know it. There are calls for the researchers to be executed for heresy against such a holy gift to the skies, but the government of Fortuna reacts notoriously slow in most situations. In a related situation the leaking of details of the documents created a doomsday cult that is beginning to be seen about the lands. They self flagellate and scream the cryptic message of “No Refunds”.

Most Popular Baby Names by Tribe

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Children . . . the Future of Elyria.

They say that there are only 2 things for certain in life, that is Death and Taxes. While your current tax status I implore you to research via your local collecting house the best known remedy for mortality is family. Family means children, lots of children. While fun to make it becomes a chore trying to get the little tikes to live long enough to do their chores let alone assume any titles. It can be tempting to just call “Hey child” till they are at least eight winters but do not underestimate the character building nature of a good strong name. To assist all soon to be parents out there, here is a cultural breakdown on the most popular children’s names.

Brudvir – Names are trite to their insatiable need to try and sound independent.

  • Ragnarr
  • Dovakhiin
  • Rollo
  • Uhlfred
  • Sif
  • Haelga
  • Elisif

Hrothi – Found close to Brudvir, the named of Hrothi sound harsh like stone.

  • Magni
  • Darla
  • Kelsi
  • Muradin
  • Drinki
  • Tipsi

Neran – Due too their wide spread through the lands, Neran names are oddly grandiose while being overall unremarkable.

  • Sephiroth
  • Tiffany
  • Bulma
  • Tara
  • Elizerbreath
  • Finn
  • Rey

Kypiq – Their life in trees leaves them disconnected from the world at large and their names are just as fancy and free.

  • Frodo
  • Sunsparkles
  • Bagel
  • Buttercup
  • Seabiscuit

Janoa – A lithe jungle people that excel at poverty, their names are oddly boisterous, almost reaching for an age long passed.

  • Elrond
  • Gladriel
  • Legolas
  • Alyria
  • Elduin

Toresk – Toresk names are unique but share phonetic qualities similar to Neran names.

  • Goku
  • Naruto
  • Saitama
  • Nami
  • Nico
  • Tatsume

Dras – Dras names are the pinnacle of edgelord

  • Neltherion
  • Alucard
  • Parris
  • Ophelia
  • Raven, the acid bath princess of the darkness.

Waerd – Waerd names are Weard names, not much to say about these strange masters of infiltration.

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  • GlitterGunner1HK
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  • KittenSlippersAssassin

Good luck on your new family, best of luck and prosperity.

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