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Back From Retreat

Hail Dear Readers,

I’m proud to announce we are back from our writers retreat. We here appreciate the contributions our journalist give to our site and we decided to reward them with a little break away from the bustle of their duties. During our retreat, we found ourselves in the hills overlooking the beautiful vistas of the County of Penrith, the capital jewel of Vornair and home to King Adam Rhyne. While we won’t bore you with the details of all that happened, I can say journalists will be journalists so the questions and observations never ceased. Who knows what thrilling information will be released in the coming days and weeks. Who was gallivanting with Duchess Cynwynn in the night? Who was discreetly spying into Duke Bombastus’ affairs? Why was there a vote to decide the fate of Vornair? All will be told.

As our team makes the journey back from their much needed respite there is even more good news we want to share. In addition to our continuously updated forum page. The Elyrian Examiner is proud to announce we will be launching our very own Discord. This is to provide all of our readers a means to communicate more directly with us and allow discussion among yourselves. Join the Elyrian Examiner Discord; Stay in the know, Stay in the now!

State of the Examiner

Hail Elyrians,

We here at the Elyrian Examiner pride ourselves on our independence from political agendas or special interests. As such we will always strive to provide you the articles you want to read without bending to political and social pressures. That being said running an organization as large as ours is no easy venture. In order to better serve you, our readers; and provide the quality content you deserve, it is my duty to announce that the Elyrian Examiner will be introducing ads to some of its articles. With the introduction of ads we anticipate being able to expand our staff bringing in new journalist and editors to better provide you with the most compelling and up to date news you want to know about.

In addition to ads the Elyrian Examiner will shortly be launching our very own Discord to better connect with you, our readers. This Discord will serve as a hub for our community communication and give you the ability to exchange ideas and noteworthy information with our staff. We look forward to building a stronger connection to the community and our readers and look forward to hearing your thoughts, and ideas.

Stay in the Know, Stay in the Now!

Zachariah Zibell
Editor-in-Chief

In Memory of Sir. Simon Milligan

Dear Readers,

It is with a heavy heart that I must disclose that our dear friend and Editor-In-Chief, Sir Simon Milligan has passed away. Simon our thoughts are with you and your family and your memory will live on in our hearts. It brings me great sadness to present this to you dear readers and I hope that regardless of your feelings towards this news source you will join me in remembering a man who strived for excellence and to provide entertaining articles for all to enjoy. We have lost a proud member of our community today and he will be missed.

Thank You
Zachariah Zibell

The Hunger Names

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Luna – A new controversy is beginning to grip the lands. With the codification of Tribal names there are many instances of two or more parties wishing for the same dynastic identity. It became clear after many failed attempts at peaceful arbitration that there was only one solution: ritual combat. All parties will now meet on the fields of honor and to the victor goes the spoils . . . in this case your name.

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Luna – Here at the Examiner a strange message was received today:

Examiner,

Please respond.

NoJ 

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Royal Wedding Rumoured!

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Vornair – It is a beautiful feeling today in the Rhynelands, shops are ablaze with activity. It has only been a week since the discovery of King Evelake’s complicated romantic situation. Surely there had been trials and upsets, but this is a story proving what we all felt: Love Conquers All. It is rumored that a grand wedding is being planned between King Evelake Rhyne and the lovely groom Duke Morbis Alabast. An order of 100 otters, Morbis’s favorite animal, has been requisitioned to swim and play in a reflecting pool for the event. For those worries it has been confirmed that Lagertha is staying on officially as Queen of the Realm, even if stewards say the stress eating has caused her to gain a bit of weight. We wish the happy couple all the best but request that you respect the couple’s privacy and only leave your event RSVP’s, Well Wishes, and Congratulations on the Vornair forum post, and not on their Discord. All news is good news, but news of love is better ❤

Queen’s Gaze . . . of Destruction

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Theory that Comet is Not Magical but a Terrifying Rock

Fortuna – Researchers at the Royal Observatory of Fortuna are on the verge or releasing a white paper on their theories of the Queen’s Eye. Occurring about every 52 years many cultures see the comets arrival as an important religious event. The researchers however conjecture the comet is a mass of fast-moving rock and will collide with Elyria in six months creating a hellish landscape of incalculable destruction. Such a sundering could predicate the end of all life as we know it. There are calls for the researchers to be executed for heresy against such a holy gift to the skies, but the government of Fortuna reacts notoriously slow in most situations. In a related situation the leaking of details of the documents created a doomsday cult that is beginning to be seen about the lands. They self flagellate and scream the cryptic message of “No Refunds”.

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