NiHZ, Queen or Comrade?
Undisclosed Children of Mann Location – There are many dangers in the world of Elyria, but none so feared as that of a ruthless mustachioed dictator. Unbound by our traditions and culture this strong man, or in this case woman, will stop at nothing but total ruthless control of our everyday lives. Candidate NiHz and her red menace already try to recruit impressionable youths from our most venerable religious and educational institutions. “The work isn’t so bad, but I sure am hungry,” one, rather malnourished worker, moaned. Only time will tell how bad this situation will get. Should we be suspect of other mustached warlords? What horrors shall we find in Zylphania Duke Barnabus Bombastus?